A Mysterious Contract - April 1st


Attention "Mercenary Types" HAHAHAHA!

A contract here I have for you,
Rewards if you should dare! A job I have, a task or two, a payment very rare!
Tick-a-Tick your time counts down, the task is running out:
The fuse is short, the bomb is set, your future is in doubt!
ᴷᴴᴬᴴᴬᴴᴬᴴᴬᴴᴬ


The number can be unlucky, an awful supper guest,
A lunar year, a Friday lost, the number of your deaths!
But something lost is something gained - a gift, a trade, a name!
Pull the pin and for each death, give back that death again!
ᴬʰᵃʰᵃ... ᴬᴴᴬᴴᴬᴴᴬᴴᴬ

Deal out death, and death you take, for all of us must fall - 
From richest king to poorest pawn, from shortest to the tall!
Though you may go out, be sure to go out with a BOOM! 
And take with you, in the same way, those who would plot your doom!
ᴮᵂᴬᴴᴬᴴᴬᴴᴬᴴᴬ

And when the explody boom is done,
When dust and smoke are clear as day,
All that's left is you and me, 
The Soldier and The Fae!
ᴼʰᵒᵒʰᵒᵒʰʰᵃʰᵃʰ
ᴼᴴᴼᴴᴼᴴᴼ!

Answer carefully, Mercenary!
The secret code at stake:
A balloon, a bomb, you and me - 
What sound do we all make?
ᴹᵂᴬᴴᴬᴴᴬ ᴴᴬᴴᴬ ᴴᴬᴴᴬᴴᴬᴴᴬᴴᴬᴴᴬ ᴴᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴴᴬᴴᴴᴬᴴᴬᴴᴬᴴᴬᴴᴬᴴᴬᴬᴴᴴᴴᴴᴴᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬ

Congratulations to the few, 
Who completed every task!
The Finger Gun has come to you,
For doing what we ask!

And now I name you here below,
For all of us to see!
Keep an eye out next year,
You've not heard the last of me....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAH!

Q-Silver
_BaGe*
Johan
-[M]onkey
RAmi7*CTM
Fat-Man
LAN
[*-ThaNoS-*]
SAM
*xeletix*
RNGesus
12.7
Bogey]Man.
Fludd
asfa2015
Te_ProBear.*
alimoodymi
Houras512
HOT_ZinJaRR
*Kapgan*
Tixxy
dARKiRiS.
Isidor
Jacob[CF]
PuliOtDeduli
[ABDO]100
ryu00
*o[B]ito*
Kyoshi
Lambiee
ItZE[Peony]
Qos-El4arbia
dibelga
*Amr
Zamalkawy]*
tony5757
cowsmoo13
Downlight15
retrum30
1ntegral
*Goofy
Halfdan
[FeToH]
Dragonight16
Ximenes
KUNILINGUS
MagicCloak
*-*100*-*
breakingson
XuZui
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