A match in the dark

Imtoonie
Imtoonie
in CF Competitive Forum
Before you guys close this actually read it, this kids a genius

There Dom was deciding to play matchmaking or faceit
all of the sudden Dom decided he must calculate his answer through this hairy jungle of a dilemma


EDIT: ITS LONG BUT PLEASE READ IT!



[8:24:35 PM] (Channel) Dom: 1
[8:24:35 PM] (Channel) Dom: 17
[8:24:37 PM] (Channel) Dom: 55
[8:24:38 PM] (Channel) Dom: 99
[8:24:39 PM] (Channel) Dom: 22
[8:24:41 PM] (Channel) Dom: 43
[8:24:42 PM] (Channel) Dom: 21
[8:24:49 PM] (Channel) Dom: 99 + 43
[8:24:56 PM] (Channel) Dom: 142
[8:25:29 PM] (Channel) Dom: 17 + 142
[8:25:34 PM] (Channel) Dom: 159
[8:26:42 PM] (Channel) Dom: 153
[8:26:45 PM] (Channel) Dom: 154
[8:26:48 PM] (Channel) Dom: 150
[8:26:52 PM] (Channel) Dom: 146
[8:26:55 PM] (Channel) Dom: 142
[8:27:11 PM] (Channel) Dom: 153+154+150-146-142
[8:27:17 PM] (Channel) Dom: =169
[8:27:24 PM] (Channel) Dom: 1(6)(9)
[8:27:24 PM] (Channel) Dom: 54
[8:27:31 PM] (Channel) Dom: 54 + 1 = 55
[8:27:34 PM] (Channel) Dom: 55 + 17 = 72
[8:27:39 PM] (Channel) Dom: 72 - 21 = 51
[8:27:47 PM] (Channel) Dom: 5(1) = 5
[8:27:50 PM] (Channel) Dom: 5*55
[8:27:52 PM] (Channel) Dom: wait no
[8:27:54 PM] (Channel) Dom: 5*99
[8:27:58 PM] (Channel) Dom: 495
[8:28:11 PM] (Channel) Dom: (4)(9)(5)
[8:28:12 PM] (Channel) Dom: 180
[8:28:15 PM] (Channel) Dom: 180/22
[8:28:19 PM] (Channel) Dom: 8.18
[8:28:29 PM] (Channel) Dom: 8.18 / 43
[8:28:36 PM] (Channel) Dom: 0.19
[8:28:46 PM] (Channel) Dom: otherwise known as the weight of one single chicken wing
[8:28:51 PM] (Channel) Dom: (look it up its true don't ask why I know that)
[8:28:55 PM] (Channel) Dom: one chicken wing
[8:28:59 PM] (Channel) Dom: chickens have two wings
[8:29:07 PM] (Channel) Dom: They also have two eyes
[8:29:08 PM] (Channel) Dom: 4
[8:29:13 PM] (Channel) Dom: chickens have babies
[8:29:26 PM] (Channel) Dom: usually about 2/3
[8:29:52 PM] (Channel) Dom: 2
[8:29:54 PM] (Channel) Dom: Two
[8:29:55 PM] (Channel) Dom: Owt
[8:29:55 PM] (Channel) Dom: Out
[8:29:58 PM] (Channel) Dom: Tou
[8:30:00 PM] (Channel) Dom: Taoism
[8:30:06 PM] (Channel) Dom: Toonie made a video on my taoism project
[8:30:08 PM] (Channel) Dom: Video
[8:30:11 PM] (Channel) Dom: oediv
[8:30:12 PM] (Channel) Dom: Odeeb
[8:30:14 PM] (Channel) Dom: Crossfire
[8:30:21 PM] (Channel) Dom: Crossfire was acquired by z8games
[8:30:23 PM] (Channel) Dom: Z
[8:30:29 PM] (Channel) Dom: Z is the last letter of the alphabet
[8:30:31 PM] (Channel) Dom: Last
[8:30:32 PM] (Channel) Dom: Outlast
[8:30:35 PM] (Channel) Dom: Horror genre
[8:30:37 PM] (Channel) Dom: Horror maps
[8:30:40 PM] (Channel) Dom: Garrys mod
[8:30:43 PM] (Channel) Dom: Source engine
[8:30:44 PM] (Channel) Dom: Source
[8:30:45 PM] (Channel) Dom: Counter-strike source
[8:31:01 PM] (Channel) Dom: Source was released november 1st, 2004
[8:31:03 PM] (Channel) Dom: November 1st
[8:31:04 PM] (Channel) Dom: 2004
[8:31:06 PM] (Channel) Dom: Think about it.
[8:31:11 PM] (Channel) Dom: 11 + 1 + 2 + 4
[8:31:17 PM] (Channel) Dom: = 18
[8:31:21 PM] (Channel) Dom: Android 18
[8:31:23 PM] (Channel) Dom: Dragon ball Z
[8:31:25 PM] (Channel) Dom: Dragon
[8:31:27 PM] (Channel) Dom: dragonrider98
[8:31:29 PM] (Channel) Dom: dragonrider98 is 26
[8:31:33 PM] (Channel) Dom: 98 - 26 = 72
[8:31:40 PM] (Channel) Dom: Year 72 was a leap year
[8:31:43 PM] (Channel) Dom: again, dont' ask why I know this
[8:31:47 PM] (Channel) Dom: Leap year
[8:31:48 PM] (Channel) Dom: Leap
[8:31:55 PM] (Channel) Dom: To leap is to jump
[8:31:59 PM] (Channel) Dom: jump
[8:32:00 PM] (Channel) Dom: Jumpman
[8:32:01 PM] (Channel) Dom: Drake
[8:32:03 PM] (Channel) Dom: Drake is very emotional
[8:32:08 PM] (Channel) Dom: Emotion
[8:32:16 PM] (Channel) Dom: noitome
[8:32:17 PM] (Channel) Dom: Tome
[8:32:27 PM] (Channel) Dom: A tome is a very large book
[8:32:30 PM] (Channel) Dom: usually scholarly
[8:32:32 PM] (Channel) Dom: Scholar
[8:32:33 PM] (Channel) Dom: Scholastic
[8:32:40 PM] (Channel) Dom: Publishing company
[8:32:43 PM] (Channel) Dom: Publishing
[8:32:44 PM] (Channel) Dom: Pub
[8:32:46 PM] (Channel) Dom: A pub is a bar
[8:32:47 PM] (Channel) Dom: Bar
[8:32:55 PM] (Channel) Dom: B
[8:32:56 PM] (Channel) Dom: A
[8:32:56 PM] (Channel) Dom: R
[8:33:03 PM] (Channel) Dom: Bananas Are Racist
[8:33:04 PM] (Channel) Dom: Racism
[8:33:13 PM] (Channel) Dom: Racism was very prevalent in Nazi culture
[8:33:14 PM] (Channel) Dom: World War 2
[8:33:17 PM] (Channel) Dom: World
[8:33:27 PM] (Channel) Dom: North America
[8:33:34 PM] (Channel) Dom: North
[8:33:37 PM] (Channel) Dom: htron
[8:33:38 PM] (Channel) Dom: Tron
[8:33:39 PM] (Channel) Dom: Megatron
[8:33:44 PM] (Channel) Dom: Optimus prime is megatrons enemy
[8:33:46 PM] (Channel) Dom: Optimus prime
[8:33:47 PM] (Channel) Dom: prime
[8:33:50 PM] (Channel) Dom: prime was a team in crossfire
[8:33:53 PM] (Channel) Dom: team
[8:33:58 PM] (Channel) Dom: maet
[8:33:59 PM] (Channel) Dom: Mate
[8:34:04 PM] (Channel) Dom: To mate is to have sex
[8:34:06 PM] (Channel) Dom: sex
[8:34:08 PM] (Channel) Dom: xes
[8:34:09 PM] (Channel) Dom: Xerxes
[8:34:19 PM] (Channel) Dom: Xerxes the 1st was a persian king
[8:34:22 PM] (Channel) Dom: He was assassinated
[8:34:24 PM] (Channel) Dom: Assassination
[8:34:28 PM] (Channel) Dom: Martin Luther King Jr was assassinated
[8:34:37 PM] (Channel) Dom: in Memphis
[8:34:45 PM] (Channel) Dom: Memphis
[8:34:49 PM] (Channel) Dom: sihpmem
[8:34:50 PM] (Channel) Dom: mem
[8:34:51 PM] (Channel) Dom: member
[8:34:56 PM] (Channel) Dom: member can be slang for peni5
[8:35:02 PM] (Channel) Dom: peni5
[8:35:10 PM] (Channel) Dom: Usually guys want to use their peni5 to have sex
[8:35:11 PM] (Channel) Dom: sex
[8:35:17 PM] (Channel) Dom: To find sex, people will use online dating
[8:35:24 PM] (Channel) Dom: online dating MATCHMAKING services
[8:35:25 PM] (Channel) Dom: I rest my case
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